i've woken up on a strange apartment floor wrapped in a slip cover of a futon.
my current mattress set up: mattress under a mattress pad (really not padding at all, just a cover) under a fitted
my office floor at the stadium, done that.
a crib sized mattress in somebody else's basement
too many couches to count
a hallway floor, and this wasn't out of necessity, it was for fun.
three desk chairs lined up in a row
behind the desk in the team store
a dog bed
somebody else's desk
probably four futons at the max. three for sure, but i'm sure there's a fourth in there somewhere.
under a christmas tree
under a normal tree (outside)
in a bath tub
tents, of course
a weird hammock/bed thing
a locker room bench
my car. numerous times. (the explorer, the jetta, and the golf)
and of course, plenty of different beds over the years.