Scene: August and Paul at their respective desks in the apartment bedroom, mid afternoon.
August is watching the Office while studying for a final. Paul is on his laptop typing.
August: Hey can you keep it down?
Paul: Oh uh.. yea sorry. [Paul continues to type, only slower and quieter]
August: Thank you.
15 seconds later
August: Hey seriously I'm trying to study and I would appreciate it if you were just a little quieter.
Paul: There's really nothing I can do to be quieter. I'm just typ-
August: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DOING, JUST KEEP IT THE FUCK DOWN.
Paul: wow. That was inappropr-
August: SHUT UP
Paul: I'm not doing anything wr-
August: SHUT U-
Paul: NO, I'M TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT. YOU STEAL MY QTIPS AND NOW YOU ACCUSE ME OF YELLING
August: YOU FUCKING LIAR! YOU STOLE MY QTIPS AND YOU TYPE ALL THE TIME! GET A FUCKIN MUTED KEYBOARD OR SOM-
Paul: YOU'RE A DICK YOU KNOW THAT! THEY WERE MY GOD DAMN QTIPS AND THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A MUTED KEYBOARD. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
another 15 seconds pass
August: I'm sorry.
Paul: Me too.
August: I love you.
Paul: I love you too.
August: I love you so much, that I have no problem asking you to please keep it down over there.
Paul: you SON OF A BITCH