Now I could really take any topic and go on and on about it, but I have a problem with frogs. What the fuck is their deal? I mean, they jump everywhere. You'd think those legs could carry their weight and some walking wood go down in the frog community. Then again if I could jump that far, maybe that's all I would do.
But consider the fact that if we ran everywhere, we'd get tired in about 15 minutes at the VERY latest. I'd personally keel over after 5-6 minutes of light jogging.
So why do they always jump? is jumping their form of running? Is it relative?
Sprint = Super far jump
Jog = Relatively far jump
Walk = Hop
I think the frogs need to get their shit together and start walking places. Maybe they'd be able to avoid the trucks if they did.