Personal Ads

I was wondering what kind of person it would take for me to answer a personal ad. Then i realized they don't do personal ads with pictures. Then I realized I'm not nearly desperate enough (as of 6:15 pm on July 28, 2009) to answer a personal ad, no matter how un realistically and misleadingly attractive the person appears to be. Then I realized I've started three sentences in a row with "then I realized".

...Then I realized I should keep this going out of spite. Then I realized if the word "spite" is spelt correctly, I should join the spelling bee.

Screw it. I'm tired of trying to be funny.

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