...a short film:
you know those annoying short films that college students put out for their finals or whatever?
the one's with one word names like rain or jumping?
Yea those things are gay.
How bout a short film about a snack pack of pudding. It's born in the factory, it's shipped to the store, it's purchased by the consumer, it's packed in a lunch box for a little kid's first day of school, he trades it for a bag of weed, and the pot head's eat the snack pack!
And then at the end of the film, everyone in the opening screening of the film get a snack pack!
How cool would that be?!