Bugs the Shit Out of Me: Bananas

OK before you get the wrong idea, I wanna say that bananas are quite possibly my favorite fruit. BUT what really bugs the shit out of me is when they aren't ripe!! For me, the perfect banana is yellow with some light brown spots on the peel, when you unpeel that shit it's delicious. no spots and so sweet. best thing ever. But when it's green? fuck that! I mean, that's like eating raw meat, it's just not ready for consumption!