As most people in today's day and age have experienced, Cable television has on-screen guides to tell you what is playing. I, as i'm sure you have, spent blocks of time just scrolling up and seeing what's on Food Network and Skinamax while never having to change away from Law & Order or Judging Amy!
But as I was scrolling this past week, I stumbled upon this on the display screen:
STARZ - 10:00 - "You"
...What the f**k is that? You? So I clicked "info" to see what was actually playing and you'll never guess what it was.
"You" Don't Mess with the Zohan.
First off, I understand they can't fit the whole title in there. These cable companies probably charge by letter or something. You make adjustments to fit the budget, and that's respectable.
But "you"? Come on. Zohan could have easily done the trick, and you'd know exactly what they're talking about.